I have previously written about what people have typed into various search engines and then got directed to my blog (to read those heartfelt, hilarious and downright odd things, you can click here and here).
The latest list contains mainly sensible searches (there was a lot of people looking for advice about moving to America, going through the visa process and surviving a long distance relationship) and a few ones that left me scratching my head … have a read of them below and let me know your thoughts:
marlon brando eyebrows || I actually have a very long standing, deep love for Marlon Brando (and his eyebrows) so whilst this does not immediately make sense … I like it. Or if you are looking for confirmation that he has them, I can say with unequivocal authority that he definitely does indeed have eyebrows.
sadness is hubby give me chocolate || I am guessing this is a typo as sadness could not possibly be related in any way to a Hubby giving chocolate. Chocolate giving is always happy. Always.
i am waiting for coffee || Me too. Make mine a skinny cappuccino.
art representing life || Not sure why this term would have directed someone to my blog … but I will take it … and ponder on it whilst crossing my arms and stroking my chin and raising one eyebrow.
Not sure if this is what they were looking for, but here is me representing some art … or life … or something
what three things would you bring to a desert island? || Sunscreen, sunscreen and more sunscreen – natural redhead, people!
coffee caramel sauce || Go on. You have my full attention you caramelly, saucy, coffee thing you …
relocating from america to cornwall || Do it. Go to Penzance – it is awesome (totally not biased or anything)!
What search terms have people used to end up at your blog or website? Have you ever typed in something and been directed to a site that left you confused as to why you are there? Have you ever typed in anything really embarrassing and ended up in a bit of trouble?